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[22 Dec 2008|11:35am] |
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Let's all collectively owl Johnson some sex toys. Her reaction is still hilarious.
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[13 Dec 2008|12:48am] |
I'm so smashed. I shouldn't be on here. I just cannot stand my fucking family. This was the only way to deal with it.
I didn't read my journal for a few days and it looks like I've missed a lot. I'm too lazy to read back. I hope I didn't miss anything important.
Does anyone pretty have a mistletoe following them? I'm available for a snog. You know, if you think it would get rid of it.
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[04 Dec 2008|05:26pm] |
Some relatives and friends of the family have caught word that I'm planning on spending the holidays alone and they will not have it, apparently. I'm still trying to talk everyone down from their attempts to remove me from my house or invade it.
People are so irritating during this time of year. I always visit my father on Christmas day. Then, for the rest of the season, I avoid the particularly joyful bustling of busy areas by staying in the comfort of my home. It's a pattern. I'm not happy that people are determined to break it.
That's all for now.
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[21 Nov 2008|03:50pm] |
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I'm really upset today, everyone. Smith isn't going to the charity ball. I guess the news finally sunk in and I'm having trouble coping.
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[10 Nov 2008|12:29am] |
My house elf is vomiting. All over the house. I am so disgusted that I want to kick him out move elsewhere. He insists he's fine, but continues to be sick. I suppose I should take him to some magical creature specialist, but I'm not looking forward to that. Animal enthusiasts are always so weird.
It's very unpleasant. I was going to have a meeting here this week, so I suppose I should schedule it elsewhere.
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[07 Nov 2008|08:50pm] |
[Hexed to Demelza]
I'm feeling normal again, I think, so it's probably safe for us to talk.
Do you like dogs?
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[06 Nov 2008|10:24pm] |
( Hexed Private )
[Entry and comments warded against all males and Demelza Robins]
I apologise for my previous entry. Feel free to disregard it.
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[04 Nov 2008|03:41pm] |
( Hexed Private )
[Entry and comments warded against all males and Demelza Robins]
Ladies? I have a situation, and I need your help because I don't understand your gender in its entirety. Why am I doing this? Right. For Demelza. The embarrassment is worth it.
Are chocolates and flowers a terrible romantic gift? I know it's generic. Please help me. I need it.
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[27 Oct 2008|01:03am] |
Nothing breaks the ice in a friendship like watching someone's clothes fade to transparency. I recommend it to everyone who has hot friends.
That's all. I'm so amused that I cannot think of anything else to write down.
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[10 Oct 2008|02:28am] |
My owl is useless. I think it's time for me to invest in a new one. I keep trying to let this one go and it flies back looking for food. I thought owls were supposed to be able to hunt on their own? I'm so irritated. I would curse it, but I have some marginally fuzzy feelings for the idiot bird and cannot seem to bring myself to.
Does anyone want a senile owl that tends to get lost delivering mail? Appealing offer, I know.
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[28 Sep 2008|08:22pm] |
I've come to the brilliant conclusion that everyone who writes in these things needs to get laid. Honestly, such unnecessary tension and high emotions. Often about Quidditch of all things.
I'm not including Potter, of course. We all know that his battle is on the inside. Seriously though, Potter. I still hate you. "Oh. I was some chosen puppet for good against evil. I'm such a bloody crusader. Watch me get your father thrown in prison because I'm some big fucking hero. And like a true prat, I pretend to be humble about all of my good luck." Arsehole.
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[26 Sep 2008|02:07pm] |
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Some highly irritating creature seems to be digging up large, unattractive heaps of soil around my property at night. It's practically bagging for me to curse it. Wish me luck.
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[18 Sep 2008|09:28am] |
( Charmed Private )
The Quidditch talk bores me because I'm terrible at it. It is therefore boring. I do, however, wish that everyone would start updating in a fun fact bulletin form like Demelza. I thought the 'bad things' section would be more interesting, but at least she tried to entertain.
I'm extremely irritated that the Goblins are striking. I hate those things. I had business to deal with at the bank, but I suppose it will have to wait. I would pull all of my money out, but I don't want to keep it in my home since, apparently, robbers have been set loose in the London area.
It looks like everyone is devolving into thieves.
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